Monday, February 27, 2012
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Goat accents
http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1112476514/goat-kids-can-develop-accents/
Goats have accents? That's news? Have you ever tried to understand what those Nubian goats are saying? They are as difficult to understand as fainting goats.
Thank goodness I have a cultured accent with excellent diction; easily understood by any goat.
Goats have accents? That's news? Have you ever tried to understand what those Nubian goats are saying? They are as difficult to understand as fainting goats.
Thank goodness I have a cultured accent with excellent diction; easily understood by any goat.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Weekend weather
We might get a tad of the white stuff on Saturday, but that's about it.
Look forward to some colder weather ahead though, I noticed my fur's getting mighty thick...
Look forward to some colder weather ahead though, I noticed my fur's getting mighty thick...
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Where's Doppler Dan?
Gee, why hasn't Doppler Dan made a prediction yet? Do you think it might be because he has to wait for mine? Hmmmmm????
Snow event for Wednesday 2/8
Nothing to fret about folks, this will be a dusting or so, not much more. However, you might want to rewax the rails on your sled as there might be something coming in the not too distant future!
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Elmer's favorite goat joke
A rancher named Clyde had a car accident.In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer.Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite goat, Bessie, into the...""I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road... "The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite goat, Bessie."
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite goat, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said 'How are you feeling?'
"Now what the hell would you say?"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road... "The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite goat, Bessie."
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite goat, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said 'How are you feeling?'
"Now what the hell would you say?"
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